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April Fool fun
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:49 pm
by Jack Harrison
It’s approaching April Fool’s Day. I will be making one of my irregular contributions so maybe this year; others might also like to contribute. The perfect April Fool’s joke seems plausible or might even be true. Imagination is the only limit.
Come on guys. Post here.
Jack
Re: April Fool fun
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:11 pm
by Jack Harrison
I haven’t seen a single butterfly so far this year in the far north but good range of birds on a recent holiday in Orkney. Plastic rubbish on beaches got me thinking.
I wondered whether biological control might be one avenue to explore.
It has already been done. There has been promising study by Mount Cook University (MCU) in New Zealand of the plastic waste on islands to the east of New Zealand. After painstaking experiments, it was found that a few larvae of the Tortrix Moth
Cydia somonella in the absence of their natural food, will eat plastic and can complete their life cycle to become viable adults in a small number of cases. A very slight genetic modification resulted in larvae that actually prefer plastic.
However it has been found that GM
somonella larvae will eat not only discarded plastic but some escaped larvae actually started nibbling at a bottle of a well know soft drink. The MCU researchers fear that more larvae might have escaped and could adopt this new artificial diet. Control is currently possible by use of insecticides such as
Bacillus thuringienses but doubtless
somonella will in due course evolve immunity. A world-wide infestation by plastic-eating bugs is thought not impossible. So if there is a spate of mysteriously bursting bottles of Coca Cola, then........you have been warned
Jack
Re: April Fool fun
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:58 pm
by David M
You expect us to believe that, Jack?
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Re: April Fool fun
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:11 pm
by essexbuzzard
Jack, your sense of humour is legendary!
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Re: April Fool fun
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:06 am
by Vince Massimo
I think Jack is having a laugh. This is all fake news spread by the government in order to cover up the alien base in Atlantis. When the mother-ship is reactivated, we are all doomed. Can we please stop talking about it and try and enjoy the summer while we can.
The voices in my head are telling me to get my coat.........
Vince
Re: April Fool fun
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:48 am
by Jack Harrison