Insect Joke
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:39 pm
A gentleman walks past a second hand record shop and, spots an LP in the window.
He goes into the shop.
"Excuse me", he says to the sales assistant. "I am interested in the LP in the window called 'Wasp Sounds of Europe' - you see, I am a renowned wasp expert, and would like to hear some of this record?"
The assistant points him towards the booth, and he slips on the headphones whilst the assistant puts the record on the turntable.
Afte 5 minutes the gentleman steps out of the booth shaking his head.
"I am an expert on European wasps, and I couldn't recognise any of those on the record - something must be wrong!"
The assistant looks at the record on the turntable-
"Oh silly me - I was playing the B side!"
He goes into the shop.
"Excuse me", he says to the sales assistant. "I am interested in the LP in the window called 'Wasp Sounds of Europe' - you see, I am a renowned wasp expert, and would like to hear some of this record?"
The assistant points him towards the booth, and he slips on the headphones whilst the assistant puts the record on the turntable.
Afte 5 minutes the gentleman steps out of the booth shaking his head.
"I am an expert on European wasps, and I couldn't recognise any of those on the record - something must be wrong!"
The assistant looks at the record on the turntable-
"Oh silly me - I was playing the B side!"
